But NO....it's worse. I found this online today.
Do any of you REALLY think this is cute? All it needs is a covered wagon and she's Pioneer Woman, Defender of the Homestead...RIDICULOUS!
It makes me want to scream and claw something. And you can bet it will not be something of mine!
Then I came across this gem.
Let me ask you...does he look happy? Do you see any joy on that face. Uh, NO! Frankly he looks like he might silt your throat in your sleep. C'mon, Humans, this is ridiculous.
I've saved the best for last.
Bread? Bread as an acceptable item of clothing. Where do you shop, Walmart in Alabama? Again, Ridiculous.
We are cats, we are not babies, or dogs, which apparently like being dressed-up.
So I say do not be surprised if one day WE stick a collar around your neck and stuff you in a litter box and see how YOU like it!
One last thing. Here's a product I found online today.
The description says,. and I quote "Your pet is a former predator. That means that his or her natural way of eating involves hunting and foraging. Pet accessory company Aikiou (pronounced IQ) understands this and has designed brilliant feeders that make Fluffy and Fido slow down and use their brains and paws to eat. Here’s to healthy, happy pets!"
Fluffy and Fido??? Hello, let's get on board with 21st Century pet names, please!
I am NOT a former predator. That case was dismissed! And, I can tell you that the two poodles, and that yappy Chihuahua down the street are not predators.
What MORON created the above???
I'll make you a deal. I will start "foraging" when you Humans go back to hunting and gathering...you were much more manageable back then!!!